Emotional Support Gnome: The Honest Friend You Need

Meet your new pocket-sized truth-teller. This boldly handcrafted gnome stands just 9cm tall, dressed in a striking blue outfit embroidered with the unmistakable words “FUCK OFF!”, topped with a defiant red pointed hat. His hands are forever frozen in a candid middle-finger gesture—an unapologetic rejection of toxic positivity and artificial harmony.

He represents more than rebellion—he’s a symbol of emotional authenticity. In a world that often demands smiles over sincerity, this gnome gives permission to feel what you feel, without filter or façade. He’s a tribute to raw honesty, a soft yet sharp companion for those tired of performative kindness.

Whether placed on your desk, shelf, or carried in a bag, he serves as a tangible reminder that it’s okay to set boundaries, reject empty small talk, and protect your energy. Ideal for gift-giving to someone navigating burnout, societal pressure, or just in need of a dark-humored ally.

Specifications:

• Height: 9cm
• Materials: Hand-crocheted yarn, embroidered details

Not your average comfort object—this is support, served unfiltered.